Monday, January 15, 2007
"Study: Alligators Dangerous No Matter How Drunk You Are"
That's the title of an article from The Onion that someone has hanging on the wall where I work. I stop to read it occasionally. The gist of the study is that some people think that after drinking a lot, they can take on an alligator, but that, in fact, the alligator seems unaffected by the person's alcohol consumption. But hey, you should follow that link and read it for yourself. An alligator is no pussycat, like say, a black bear. The Onion finds great, irrefutable research for their reported studies. I wish I could think of stuff like that and write for The Onion. How about this one? "Stingrays Dangerous No Matter How Good an Outdoorsman You Are." Oh, that wouldn't be funny, would it?
That's the title of an article from The Onion that someone has hanging on the wall where I work. I stop to read it occasionally. The gist of the study is that some people think that after drinking a lot, they can take on an alligator, but that, in fact, the alligator seems unaffected by the person's alcohol consumption. But hey, you should follow that link and read it for yourself. An alligator is no pussycat, like say, a black bear. The Onion finds great, irrefutable research for their reported studies. I wish I could think of stuff like that and write for The Onion. How about this one? "Stingrays Dangerous No Matter How Good an Outdoorsman You Are." Oh, that wouldn't be funny, would it?
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